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Q:Have you done tumblrdatinggame(.)com yet?

Anonymous

No, and I don’t plan on it.

Q:are you going to the beatles: the lost concert" movie when it comes out next month?

Anonymous

Probably not.

Any other writers prefer to write on a typewriter?

I use an old IBM Selectric II that I picked up off of eBay.

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oh god. yes.
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oh god. yes.

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brain-food:

Tetris Sticky Notes (although they are called ~block notes~ but we all know these are Tetris shaped). Purchase here. 

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If only life were this easy… *sigh*

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When I realize I have a final exam at 7am on a Monday:

Me: I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for bribes, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you make my exam earlier, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. 

Them: Good luck.